Fourth Dark Hole [Speak Out Event: Levels 4+5]

[cueball]

[Phone]

Everyone, I have something to announce!

I am a Communist. Even if I have little to no idea what a Communist is, even though I am not even from the planet Earth, and even though I am a First Guardian who lives in an entirely different dimension on the Green Moon of Alternia, I must say that I am a Communist! I never quite realized that until now.

Doesn't make sense to you? Well, don't worry it doesn't make much sense to me either! And I'm fairly sure it's not of my own will either. Have a nice day.

[Action; All around town]

[Scratch has bought himself a EM-202 Megaphone. You know what that means? It means he'll be around town all over today, blasting--]

Attention citizens of Mayfield: I am a Communist!

[...]

Can someone enlighten me on what exactly a Communist is!? I quite honestly have no idea.

Comments

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[mothersome.livejournal.com]

_{[ What is this complete stranger doing... She knows that voice from somewhere, though. Anyway, Kanaya calls out to him. ]}

May I suggest perusing the nearest lexicon before making any further announcements?

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[cueballer.livejournal.com]

[...Oh hey he knows that voice.]

Hello-- [Oh wait why is he using this. He puts down the megaphone and smiles.] Hello, Kanaya. It's been a while.

[mothersome.livejournal.com]

_{[ Is that - wow. She's less concerned with saying hello than noticing the place where a huge cue ball used to be... ]}

You look _{[ What's a word for it... ]} strange. It seems that they've forced you to bend to the rules of this space as well.

(Currently level 3)

[ooeeooahah]

HEY!

[ Ilsa winces as he passes by the house with the megaphone. ]

If you'll put down the megaphone for a few minutes, I'll tell you what you want to know.

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

Certainly! [And he puts it down.] Good day, Ms. Higa.

[coolbowtie.livejournal.com]

Oi!

Don't shout about it. Won't end well, let me tell you.

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

Well, I can't help it! I feel this horrifying urge to shout it out for some reason. Is it such a bad thing?

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

[FACE IN HANDS

HE REALLY DOESN'T WANT TO ARREST YOU, BRO]

Knock that shit off!

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

But, why? Am I doing something wrong? [WHAT IS A COMMUNIST AND WHY DO PEOPLE NOT LIKE THEM?]

Action; but feel free to ignore

[strike-you-out.livejournal.com]

[As the self-proclaimed "Communist" goes loudly about his business declaring his "Communism", Slugger has taken to spying on him just to see what will become of him. For now he's staying petty well hidden and keeping his distance; it might not be a good idea to be caught nearby if something happens to the guy.]

Action; /never ignores

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

[And continue to shout he will, oblivious to Slugger's stalking. Not have omniscience does have some downsides.]

[ominousjoy.livejournal.com]

...Fergot t' say ''comrade'' 'fter. ((He'll help a bro shortly, but right now this is too ridiculous.))

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

Comrade? Is that what Communists say?

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[imoutos]

[ Well, that megaphone is sort of loud and obvious, so Nadeko will come running over. ]

O-oji-san! [ yup, she remembered from last time. ]

Um.. I'm not really sure either, but.. ... Didn't they say something about Communists on the news here?

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[cueballer.livejournal.com]

Oh, hello Miss Nadeko! [--Wait, no why is he using this thing!? Putting it down.] I heard they did, but I don't quite understand. All I know is that I feel that I am suddenly a Communist.

action, stage 3.

[hashairpin.livejournal.com]

[ hey scratch have another young lady to converse with ]

Isn't it a bit impractical to say you're something you don't understand?

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[cueballer.livejournal.com]

[Scratch puts down the megaphone and shrugs.]

I can't help it. One moment everything is fine, the next I seem to be a Communist without ever realizing it. Or knowing what it is.

[phone]

[ofoz.livejournal.com]

Oh, but your other title sounded so much more extravagant than 'communist'.

[phone]

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

Do you mean my title as the First Guardian of Alternia. It is not just a title, but simply a matter of fact! I was born from ectobiological cloning to moderate an alien planet, where twelve young trolls would one day grow up to destroy their home and doom everyone on it!

[Phone]

[zombee-slayer.livejournal.com]

No, it doesn't make sense! How the hell can an alien be a freaking Commie?

[Phone]

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

I have absolutely no idea for the first time in my life! All I know is that I am a Communist and people want to turn me into the police.

[Action; Park]

[flamesofkaraya.livejournal.com]

[Oh hello there.]

I don't know what that is either, but I'm also a Communist. [There is totally nothing wrong with that statement.]

[Action; Park]

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

Oh! [Wait no megaphone for this, whoops.] Oh! Well hello there. I am Doc Scratch, also another Communist.

Action

[catslooklikeme.livejournal.com]

[Nall was really trying to mind his own business when OHGODDESSHISEARS]

KNOCK IT OFF, THAT HURTS!

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[cueballer.livejournal.com]

What!? I can't hear you! [He shouts through the megaphone, turning to Nall.]