cueball: (Human01)
[At the Graveyard]

[Haha no Scratch isn't crawling out of any coffin. He's going to dirty his clothes, however horrible they may be! He is better than a wriggler, crawling out of the ground. Instead, by his grave there will be a green flash of flickering light. It's not his regular entrance however. The green flashes several times, illuminating the area, and making even weird sound effects that you would hear from a terrible alien movie! However, eventually the green flashes stop and Doc Scratch is now there in his fully black clothed glory!

AND--]


Black isn't my color.

[Yep.]

[Around town]

[After getting over the atrocious wardrobe, he is now on the hunt! Particular for the young ladies, but curse this bad vision of his. Stupid dead moving body. He moves rather slowly though as he finds (and with his hands out like a dumbass no less), but when he does spot someone he'll immediately do the green flash warp thing to get closer and then--]

Ahah!

[Snatch your character and hoist them up! If they flee and get out of his grasp (which shouldn't be hard) he'll definitely try to catch them. If they comply he'll just carry them around, maybe chat until his arms get tired.

And if he realizes that, wait a minute, the person he picked up is a male? He'll drop them down and not even care, giving a half-assed "My mistake" and sulk away. Dude's not a lady.]
cueball: (Human03)
Background exposition )

[A; In town]

[Today Mayfield decided to undrone him. That's nice and all, but did they need to do it while he was driving a car that he didn't even know how to drive? Luckily, the wonders of teleportation mean that he was able to get himself out without crashing and dying. He dropped onto the ground as a result and got slightly bruised on his human head (which he is now gingerly rubbing every now and then), but he is otherwise unharmed.

The car was not so lucky.

Someone might walk by him, as he stands a few feet away from the dark red car, observing how it crashed straight into a telephone pole. He is noticeably not wearing his regular white suit, but a more tacky beige one. He looks rather disorientated, so warning to all those that approach: he may not be as smooth as he normally is on the uptake.

Alternatively, you might come by just as he waves his hand and watch as the crashed car momentarily glows green and then vanishes from sight.]


[B; Phone]

According to my calendar, it seems I have been droned since the end of August. I do appreciate the break, but they should practice a bit on the 'undroning' portion. I can't comment much on the experience, but I digress. If anyone could inform me on any major events that happened during my absence, I would be quite thankful. Spare me any personal stories, because I admittedly don't care and I don't have the energy to feign care.


[ooc: Off hiatus officially with this.]
cueball: (Human06)
[Phone]

Everyone, I have something to announce!

I am a Communist. Even if I have little to no idea what a Communist is, even though I am not even from the planet Earth, and even though I am a First Guardian who lives in an entirely different dimension on the Green Moon of Alternia, I must say that I am a Communist! I never quite realized that until now.

Doesn't make sense to you? Well, don't worry it doesn't make much sense to me either! And I'm fairly sure it's not of my own will either. Have a nice day.

[Action; All around town]

[Scratch has bought himself a EM-202 Megaphone. You know what that means? It means he'll be around town all over today, blasting--]

Attention citizens of Mayfield: I am a Communist!

[...]

Can someone enlighten me on what exactly a Communist is!? I quite honestly have no idea.
cueball: (Default)
[This morning Doc Scratch woke up. That was the first problem. As a First Guardian, he never really required sleep. It was not a biological process he went through and his head was a giant cueball. So waking up was fairly shocking.

The next shock was what felt like a flesh body. He felt cold and shaking and it was all so human that it frankly unnerved him. When the drone wife came in to greet him, he was done.

He immediately left the house in a pair of pajamas without saying a word, not bothering to look at his new appearance.]


[Action A]

[On his first day he'll be walking around Mayfield wearing a pair of pajamas (the blue pinstripe one) and a pair of plain looking loafers. Not at all high-end or sensible, but he refuses to go into that house again until he understands his current situation. So throughout the day he'll be looking through Mayfield in a daze, attempting to talk to drones (which turn out to be useless) and sitting down from time to time with his hands in his face, trying to sort this mess out. Asking people for help? What nonsense! He's an omnipotent First Guardian. He will fill in these dark holes himself. No matter how long it takes.]

[Action B]

[As the sun begins to set, the good Doctor will retrace his steps to 916 Bilko Boulevard. However he only stands outside the house, dazing up at it hesitantly. He's not quite sure what to do. Go inside, stay outside, or just nothing. Unless you try and get his attention don't expect him to make any real motions from his spot on the sidewalk.]

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