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Got something to say about my portrayal of Doc Scratch from Homestuck? If so, feel free to tell me here if it is constructive.

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*As a note I keep IP Logging on for personal reasons. I won't try and hunt you down to find out who you are, honest.

Ok so Doc Scratch has received part of his omniscience back from Mayfield, which allows him to know someone's history/their past. This isn't something he can willingly control, so much as it is something that happens as a result of his natural omniscience, and that is why I have made this permission post! Please comment here if you would because it would make interacting with your character a lot easier for me.

1) Can Doc Scratch know your characters past? I want to just make it clear that he really doesn't care about people who aren't himself and have nothing to offer him. If he does learn your character's past by way of omniscience he won't tell them and he won't share it with others. Well ok he may make passive aggressive jabs at your character using this information and your character can totally punch him for it.

2) How much can he know? If you say yes to the first question, tell me exactly how much can he know. Scratch canonically is said to have dark spots in his omniscience, so it can easily be handwaved that there is something in your character's past that he cannot become aware of. Trauamtic events, that special someone you are crushing on, whatever you can think of.

3) Do you want him to know your character's stay at Mayfield? Again, if you say yes to the first question, tell me if he can know what your character has done in Mayfield. If you don't want him to know then again it can be handwaved with dark spots.

4) Will your character be aware if he his gaining information about them? While technically Scratch's omniscience isn't so much psychic mindreading as it is just an inate sixth sense that can't be turned off, I'll allow anyone with special psychic mind abilities to be able to detect his omniscience if you want them to. If you think your character can block his omniscience, please let me know first. His power can be blocked but has very specific requirements in order to be blocked, but I am willing to skirt them for the sake of depowering. We can discuss it over private message if you want!


NOTE: Doc Scratch will not be able to know about anyone else pertaining to your character if that person is not in Mayfield. So if your character's mother is not in Mayfield for example, he won't be able to get any information about said mother via his omniscience. If your character's best friend is in Mayfield, then he will be clued in on only their name through the character he's currently gaining past knowledge from.

Oh and he also won't be able to know anything about your character's world, outside from any sort of hints and giveaways in the character's history (if the character is in a world with magic and uses magic themselves, then Scratch will know that the character's world has magic in it)

Any questions can also go here or you can private message this account (cueball).

1) <b>Can Doc Scratch know your characters past?</b>: Yes/No 2) <b>How much can he know?</b>: (Only fill out if you answered Yes to Question 1. Put N/A if your answer was No) 3) <b>Do you want him to know your character's stay at Mayfield?</b> (Only fill out if you answered Yes to Question 1. Put N/A if your answer was No) 4) <b>Will your character be aware if he his gaining information about them?</b> (Only fill out if you answered Yes to Question 1. Put N/A if your answer was No)

Thank you very much! PS: Castmates don't need to fill this out, since Scratch canonically already knows everything about you all. Well ok maybe not the Alpha Kids, but everyone else!

[Voice;]

It seems everyone is getting ready for a party. A homecoming ball, as you call it. I have never heard of such an occassion, but it doesn't even take omniscience to figure out what you are all going on about. As a host of many parties, I have decided to generously educate you all on proper etiquette during an occasion such as this.. If you do not follow it, that is your choice. Just know you will be turning down advice from an immortal, regularly omniscient, extraterrestrial, charismatic and fathomless being.

And yes I am all of those, so lets not get into questioning how I am not. Do pull up a chair and make yourself comfortable.

First: Learn to ballroom dance. Men and Ladies. You're not going to impress anyone flailing around like a blithering baffoon and it'll be an embarrassment to yourself and, more importantly, everyone else around you. Causing second hand embarassment does not make good manners.

Second: Keep your so-called "sloppy makeouts" out of sight. No one wants to see them. Not even the people without eyes would want to see them.

Third: Wear a suit. Bowties are always in style. If you aren't going to go in style, don't go at all. Again, second hand embarrassment.

Fourth: Know how to ask for a dance, both ladies and men. Don't just grab someone and toss them around the dance floor. "Will you honor me with a dance?" or "Will you give me the pleasure of dancing with you." Just anything that isn't garbage talk.

And finally, directed toward the ladies specifically: Don't waste your time on a man acting improperly. [A rather exaggerated sigh.] Some men really do not know how to act courteous and gentlemanly.

Well, that is the basics of what I have to say. Have fun at your dance on Friday. Know that you really should take my education into thought as you go to this Homecoming. It is not often I give it so publically and graciously, but I am always a most excellent host.

[Phone; Filtered to the Homestuck cast (yes he knows who you all are)]

Delightful news, everyone! Yes that means everyone, Humans, Alternians and even that one lonesome Derse. I was returned my scrapbook of visual paradox space events. Do any of you wish to see pictures from back home by any chance? I have plenty to share in this quite large book and all of you are in it!

[Phone; Open]

Humans, or any creature from any sort of Earth planet, please lend me your ears. What precisely do you all engage in during this season of summer? The dominate planet containing life in my dimension never really had such a scorching hot season. If it did it was a time of fear and danger, as the dominate species is quite nocturnal and sleep during the daytime. Color me curious for answers.

[Phone]

I am handing out candy for any girls in the neighborhood who want some. A way to show my apprciation for this Earth holiday called Father's Day if I'm right. So many of you seem very busy taking care of men, so you should have something in return. 916 Bilko Boulevard will be the location and all girls young and not are welcome to stop by.

[He hangs up there.]

[Action; 916 Bilko Boulevard]

[As Scratch said he will be outside on the yard of his house, with two bowls of different assortments of 1950's candy. All store bought, as stealing is beneath him even if he could easily do it.

Ladies.]