Third Dark Hole

[cueball]

[Phone]

I am handing out candy for any girls in the neighborhood who want some. A way to show my apprciation for this Earth holiday called Father's Day if I'm right. So many of you seem very busy taking care of men, so you should have something in return. 916 Bilko Boulevard will be the location and all girls young and not are welcome to stop by.

[He hangs up there.]

[Action; 916 Bilko Boulevard]

[As Scratch said he will be outside on the yard of his house, with two bowls of different assortments of 1950's candy. All store bought, as stealing is beneath him even if he could easily do it.

Ladies.]

Comments

[action]

[herooflove.livejournal.com]

[ OH BOY, FREE CANDY. ]

Hello there~♥ I am so happy to see you again!

[action]

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

Hello, Flonne. Enjoying Father's Day?

[A bit of tongue and cheek humor there. He has a good idea of whats going on from what he already saw.]

[action]

[herooflove.livejournal.com]

Mm, of course. I've been giving out cupcakes and cookies to everyone I meet today. [ AND BAM!

She's holding out a cute bag with ribbon keeping it shut. ]

This is for you. For being my friend~♥

[strayprincess.livejournal.com]

[Sara lives right next door! She'll go right over. She reaches out to take a candy, smiling, if hesitating a little.]

This is so kind of you!

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

[Don't hesitate Sara, he's such a nice guy!!]

It is the least I could do for you dedicated young ladies, working hard for the sake of the men today.

( phone )

[tsunknuckles.livejournal.com]

[ ...okay. she's kind of glad that she lives where she lives now. ]

You're kidding, right?

( phone )

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

Why would I be?

[ action ] yeah tagging this even though tests.. what are priorities..

[imoutos]

[ Okay, so, it's sort of.. scary to go up to a stranger's house, but.. she talked to him before, and he seemed sort of okay. And there would be candy, so.. this was alright, right? Besides, she had her hat back now for extra hiding powers or whatever.

... Not that that's going to prevent Nadeko from being shy as usual, but she'll show up regardless. ]

U-um.. Doctor Scratch, right? Good day..

[ action ] you are my best friend :)

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

[For a moment he wonders who it is, but...actually no he doesn't wonder at all. It is so obviously Nadeko.]

Ms. Sengoku, good day to you too.

Phone Wow marion you creeper

[etherealsummer.livejournal.com]

That's very kind of you sir, but no thank you. I don't want any sweets.

Um...can I help you with something else instead?

Phone

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

[do the creep.]

Really? My, I thought most girls liked sweets.

[phone]

[perfectandelegant]

Are you quite sure that's an appropriate thing to be offering?

[phone]

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

Should I offer something else? I always offer candy to guests.

Action

[silentlipsofsin.livejournal.com]

[ Morrigan wasn't exactly there for the candy, but for the man~ ]

Oh my, what possessed a handsome man like you to do such a kind thing~?

Action

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

[Handsome...in this ugly human body... ._.??]

It is simply a way of showing thanks to the ladies working hard today.

[Action]

[ooeeooahah]

[ Isn't this unexpected? Ilsa's walking up to the house with a flat, square package wrapped in newspaper. ]

Good afternoon, Doctor!

[Action]

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

Miss Higa. [He says with a nod. His voice does not betray it, but he has a strange feeling about seeing her again acting...friendly? Given that he poisoned her not long ago, it's a little uncomfortable. But, he will not falter.]

[thinkwportals.livejournal.com]

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

Oh, hello Chell. How has it been?

[Yes, he is indeed human again. Much to his anger, the regains wore off. He got over it (sort of) so for now he'll deal with being a disgusting looking human.]

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Wow, this isn't a disturbing sight at all!

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

Good to hear from you too, Mr. Vantas. Did you survive the ordeal in late May?

[made-this-town.livejournal.com]

I'm not going to tell you how fucking creepy that sounds, I'm sure some other jackass already has. I'm not gonna make threats, you already know me well enough.

I only have one question.

Do you have scottie dogs.

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

Hee Hee. Hello Slick. Yes, I do.

But, you aren't much of a young lady.

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[thespidertroll.livejournal.com]

[Cackle x8]

Giving out free candy for female wrigglers! Yup, you're a shining example of what a First Guardian should be! [Screw being polite. It's Scratch. TROLLOLOLOLOL.]

(action)

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

Along with being an excellent First Guardian, I am also an excellent host and gentleman. Even you can have some candy, Vriska.