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Third Dark Hole
[Phone]
I am handing out candy for any girls in the neighborhood who want some. A way to show my apprciation for this Earth holiday called Father's Day if I'm right. So many of you seem very busy taking care of men, so you should have something in return. 916 Bilko Boulevard will be the location and all girls young and not are welcome to stop by.
[He hangs up there.]
[Action; 916 Bilko Boulevard]
[As Scratch said he will be outside on the yard of his house, with two bowls of different assortments of 1950's candy. All store bought, as stealing is beneath him even if he could easily do it.
Ladies.]
I am handing out candy for any girls in the neighborhood who want some. A way to show my apprciation for this Earth holiday called Father's Day if I'm right. So many of you seem very busy taking care of men, so you should have something in return. 916 Bilko Boulevard will be the location and all girls young and not are welcome to stop by.
[He hangs up there.]
[Action; 916 Bilko Boulevard]
[As Scratch said he will be outside on the yard of his house, with two bowls of different assortments of 1950's candy. All store bought, as stealing is beneath him even if he could easily do it.
Ladies.]
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( phone ) I just look at the Anderson Cooper icons and I lose it
( phone ) beautiful I know
[Humans are so weird.]
( phone ) touches them fondly
Wait a sec. You're telling me you aren't human? [ she hasn't met someone who was non-human in their old world yet... new experience! ]
( phone ) hee hee
No, I am not. Not normally anyway.
( phone )
Right... now I remember. Anyone who's nonhuman gets a body. But to answer you, yeah. Humans do tend to get a little worried about an offer like that. Too good to be true and stuff like that.
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If you're so worried about it being 'too good to be true' then just come by and see the treats for yourself.
( phone )
Well, fine! I will then. [ phone hung up; guess who's on her way? ]
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You came very quickly. I'm almost done setting up things on my front yard.
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[ wait a second. ] Setting... up? You having a lawn party or something?
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