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Third Dark Hole

[Phone]

I am handing out candy for any girls in the neighborhood who want some. A way to show my apprciation for this Earth holiday called Father's Day if I'm right. So many of you seem very busy taking care of men, so you should have something in return. 916 Bilko Boulevard will be the location and all girls young and not are welcome to stop by.

[He hangs up there.]

[Action; 916 Bilko Boulevard]

[As Scratch said he will be outside on the yard of his house, with two bowls of different assortments of 1950's candy. All store bought, as stealing is beneath him even if he could easily do it.

Ladies.]

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I heard you had candy.. U-um, if it's not okay for me to take any though, I won't. I don't want to intrude..

Nonsense, you can have some at your disclosure. I bought plenty to spread around.

Ah, thank you, sir..! What sort of candy do you have?

[He waves to the two candy bowls with a slight smile.]

Different assortments really. I picked out whatever I could afford. [Which is a good amount, considering the cash prize he got from the population control shenanigans.]

Even going as far as getting different sorts of candy..

[ She smiles a little too. ]

I-it's very thoughtful of you to do something like this for everyone.. Thank you very much.

I do enjoy being a generous host to the young girls who are doing so much work today. Haa Haa.

Ah, I.. haven't done too much work today, but.. I've been working hard on getting a present for Japan-san since he has been so kind for me ever since I arrived here.

Japan? Ah yes, I believe you may have told me before. You have nothing in mind then?

I made him some cookies, all by myself! So I hope he'll be able to eat and enjoy them, since, you see--

[ ... oh, wait, she promised not to tell anyone that Japan has a sweet tooth. So she promptly shuts up, her face growing red a little in embarassment at almost revealing it. ]

...Is something wrong?

[Yeah not getting it. He's not even from Earth, so he has no idea why she's stopping.]

N-n-nothing at all! [ She shakes her head quickly. ]

I wasn't going to say anything at all, I-I mean-- [ QUICK, NEED A DISTRACTION.. Welp, she's just going to pick a piece of candy from one of the bowls and put it in her mouth. There. ]

......

Haa Haa. How charming.

[Something akin to a smile comes up. Quite adorable of her really.]

[ Oh, that still makes her look a little embarassed.. but at least now she gulps down the candy so she can speak normally again. ]

... E-eh? Charming..?

Quite so. You have no need to be embarrassed around me.

I guess.. I can't really help it, ehehe.. it's a little scary to be around people I don't know all that well yet.

[...He is now just going to lift his hand.

And pat her on the head.]

There is no need to be afraid. Think me as a kindly human uncle.

... Eh? An.. uncle?

[ OH SHIT DOC, NOW YOU'VE DONE IT. She'll give a bit of a curious look. ]

Why yes, an uncle. [He takes the bowl of candy and offers it.] Would you like some more?

[BE HIS NIECE NADEKO.]

[ PLAYING INTO HER FAMILY COMPLEX, I SEE.

She grabs another piece of candy though, looking a bit more cheerful - perhaps even a little excited - now. ]

U-um, in that case.. would it be okay for me to call you oji-san, if you're like an uncle for me?

Oji-san. Is that how you address your uncles on Earth? Well, I don't see why not.

Well.. it isn't really everywhere on Earth, just in Japan..

But thank you very much! I'm really, really glad!

Japan. Isn't Japan a person...oh who cares. You're welcome, Nadeko. [And yeah, it's Nadeko now. Not Miss Sengoku. Be honored...]

That's.. Japan-san is a person here, but back home Japan is actually a country. And the Japan-san here is that country too, but.. ehehe, it's a little difficult, isn't it..

[ and she is honored okay.. cool new not-yet-cueball-head uncle. n_n ]

A country person you say? ...I think I may understand. [He did run into one who was attacking him during the Population Control.] I'm sure he will take good care of you, Nadeko.

Hmm, Japan-san always takes really good care of me! He's kind and helpful, and.. um, back when all those scary things were going on, he and Taiwan-san made sure I was somewhere safe.

I owe them a lot.

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