Third Dark Hole

[cueball]

[Phone]

I am handing out candy for any girls in the neighborhood who want some. A way to show my apprciation for this Earth holiday called Father's Day if I'm right. So many of you seem very busy taking care of men, so you should have something in return. 916 Bilko Boulevard will be the location and all girls young and not are welcome to stop by.

[He hangs up there.]

[Action; 916 Bilko Boulevard]

[As Scratch said he will be outside on the yard of his house, with two bowls of different assortments of 1950's candy. All store bought, as stealing is beneath him even if he could easily do it.

Ladies.]

Comments

[phone]

[perfectandelegant]

...generally, when grown men offer girls candy, it's because they're planning something untoward.

[phone]

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

Whatever ideas you have in your head about that are incorrect, I assure you. I have no desire to do anything of that sort. Besides, you are hardly in my appropriate age group.

[One million year old First Guardian and all.]

[phone]

[perfectandelegant]

I'm more concerned for a little vampire I know. 500 if she's a day, and rather naive.

[phone]

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

500? She's barely scratched the surface of my age. You really have nothing to worry about.