Third Dark Hole

[cueball]

[Phone]

I am handing out candy for any girls in the neighborhood who want some. A way to show my apprciation for this Earth holiday called Father's Day if I'm right. So many of you seem very busy taking care of men, so you should have something in return. 916 Bilko Boulevard will be the location and all girls young and not are welcome to stop by.

[He hangs up there.]

[Action; 916 Bilko Boulevard]

[As Scratch said he will be outside on the yard of his house, with two bowls of different assortments of 1950's candy. All store bought, as stealing is beneath him even if he could easily do it.

Ladies.]

Comments

(action)

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

Along with being an excellent First Guardian, I am also an excellent host and gentleman. Even you can have some candy, Vriska.

Re: (action)

[thespidertroll.livejournal.com]

Wait, really? Awesome!

...it's not going to explode or anything, is it?

(action)

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

Not at all. I am a man of my word, as always.

Re: (action)

[thespidertroll.livejournal.com]

[Candy has promptly been snatched and pocketed.]

Ha. I didn't think you'd have an appreciation for lame human holidays, anyways. But hey, I'm glad we decided to bury the hatchet now! [She means that. Which is sad because no such thing has happened.]

Why don't I help you out a little with this, hm?

(action)

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

I have no reason to hold a grudge.

If you must insist. Not that I really need help.