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Doc Scratch ([personal profile] cueball) wrote2011-07-13 11:16 am

Fourth Dark Hole [Speak Out Event: Levels 4+5]

[Phone]

Everyone, I have something to announce!

I am a Communist. Even if I have little to no idea what a Communist is, even though I am not even from the planet Earth, and even though I am a First Guardian who lives in an entirely different dimension on the Green Moon of Alternia, I must say that I am a Communist! I never quite realized that until now.

Doesn't make sense to you? Well, don't worry it doesn't make much sense to me either! And I'm fairly sure it's not of my own will either. Have a nice day.

[Action; All around town]

[Scratch has bought himself a EM-202 Megaphone. You know what that means? It means he'll be around town all over today, blasting--]

Attention citizens of Mayfield: I am a Communist!

[...]

Can someone enlighten me on what exactly a Communist is!? I quite honestly have no idea.

[identity profile] cueballer.livejournal.com 2011-07-14 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[He nods, putting the drink down on the table.] Right, it's okay. My throat was feeling rather parched from all the yelling, so that should help me out at least a little.
ooeeooahah: (Hm)

[personal profile] ooeeooahah 2011-07-14 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
You do know that the powers that be are manipulating you into this broadcasting of your new political status, right?

[identity profile] cueballer.livejournal.com 2011-07-14 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee Hee! Of course I know. [He smiles.] I don't even know what a Communist is, so why would I ever become one of my own free will. Ms. Higa, what do you take me for?
ooeeooahah: (Hm)

[personal profile] ooeeooahah 2011-07-14 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Just making sure, they can be sneaky. Please be careful.

[identity profile] cueballer.livejournal.com 2011-07-14 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[He pauses for a moment and sighs.]

Thank you for your concern, Ms. Higa. I mean it.