cueball: (Human06)
Doc Scratch ([personal profile] cueball) wrote2011-07-13 11:16 am

Fourth Dark Hole [Speak Out Event: Levels 4+5]

[Phone]

Everyone, I have something to announce!

I am a Communist. Even if I have little to no idea what a Communist is, even though I am not even from the planet Earth, and even though I am a First Guardian who lives in an entirely different dimension on the Green Moon of Alternia, I must say that I am a Communist! I never quite realized that until now.

Doesn't make sense to you? Well, don't worry it doesn't make much sense to me either! And I'm fairly sure it's not of my own will either. Have a nice day.

[Action; All around town]

[Scratch has bought himself a EM-202 Megaphone. You know what that means? It means he'll be around town all over today, blasting--]

Attention citizens of Mayfield: I am a Communist!

[...]

Can someone enlighten me on what exactly a Communist is!? I quite honestly have no idea.

action

[identity profile] mothersome.livejournal.com 2011-07-13 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[ What is this complete stranger doing... She knows that voice from somewhere, though. Anyway, Kanaya calls out to him. ]

May I suggest perusing the nearest lexicon before making any further announcements?
ooeeooahah: (What?)

(Currently level 3)

[personal profile] ooeeooahah 2011-07-13 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
HEY!

[ Ilsa winces as he passes by the house with the megaphone. ]

If you'll put down the megaphone for a few minutes, I'll tell you what you want to know.

[identity profile] coolbowtie.livejournal.com 2011-07-13 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Oi!

Don't shout about it. Won't end well, let me tell you.

[identity profile] freakinblur.livejournal.com 2011-07-13 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[FACE IN HANDS

HE REALLY DOESN'T WANT TO ARREST YOU, BRO]


Knock that shit off!

Action; but feel free to ignore

[identity profile] strike-you-out.livejournal.com 2011-07-13 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[As the self-proclaimed "Communist" goes loudly about his business declaring his "Communism", Slugger has taken to spying on him just to see what will become of him. For now he's staying petty well hidden and keeping his distance; it might not be a good idea to be caught nearby if something happens to the guy.]

[identity profile] ominousjoy.livejournal.com 2011-07-13 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
...Fergot t' say ''comrade'' 'fter. ((He'll help a bro shortly, but right now this is too ridiculous.))
Edited 2011-07-13 18:00 (UTC)
imoutos: (getting our hearts moving on)

[ action ]

[personal profile] imoutos 2011-07-13 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Well, that megaphone is sort of loud and obvious, so Nadeko will come running over. ]

O-oji-san! [ yup, she remembered from last time. ]

Um.. I'm not really sure either, but.. ... Didn't they say something about Communists on the news here?

action, stage 3.

[identity profile] hashairpin.livejournal.com 2011-07-13 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[ hey scratch have another young lady to converse with ]

Isn't it a bit impractical to say you're something you don't understand?

[phone]

[identity profile] ofoz.livejournal.com 2011-07-13 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, but your other title sounded so much more extravagant than 'communist'.

[Phone]

[identity profile] zombee-slayer.livejournal.com 2011-07-13 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
No, it doesn't make sense! How the hell can an alien be a freaking Commie?

[Action; Park]

[identity profile] flamesofkaraya.livejournal.com 2011-07-14 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh hello there.]

I don't know what that is either, but I'm also a Communist. [There is totally nothing wrong with that statement.]

Action

[identity profile] catslooklikeme.livejournal.com 2011-07-14 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Nall was really trying to mind his own business when OHGODDESSHISEARS]

KNOCK IT OFF, THAT HURTS!