Fourth Dark Hole [Speak Out Event: Levels 4+5]

[cueball]

[Phone]

Everyone, I have something to announce!

I am a Communist. Even if I have little to no idea what a Communist is, even though I am not even from the planet Earth, and even though I am a First Guardian who lives in an entirely different dimension on the Green Moon of Alternia, I must say that I am a Communist! I never quite realized that until now.

Doesn't make sense to you? Well, don't worry it doesn't make much sense to me either! And I'm fairly sure it's not of my own will either. Have a nice day.

[Action; All around town]

[Scratch has bought himself a EM-202 Megaphone. You know what that means? It means he'll be around town all over today, blasting--]

Attention citizens of Mayfield: I am a Communist!

[...]

Can someone enlighten me on what exactly a Communist is!? I quite honestly have no idea.

Comments

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

Russia? I heard that country exists on the planet Earth. Is Russia a Communist country?

[ominousjoy.livejournal.com]

Mm. Him 'nd a few others. Was bigger b'fore. Stuff like th't d'n't last s'long.

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

Didn't last long? Why? I'm really quite curious to know about Communism, now that it seems I am suddenly one.

[ominousjoy.livejournal.com]

Sorta a force 'quality. Russia took 'em over, 'nd force it on em. Couple liked it, kept it. Others had trouble breakin' off. 'ventually stopped workin', big as it was. Collapsed.

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

Well, that just sounds like they had terrible management over the situation. I wonder if I should be part of a failed system like that.

[ominousjoy.livejournal.com]

Socialism's better.

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

...And what is socialism?

[ominousjoy.livejournal.com]

'Quality done right.

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

I see. [He is learning so much.] The political structures of the planet Earth are quite interesting.

[ominousjoy.livejournal.com]

'conomical. P'litical's somethin' 'lse.

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

Economical, right. Earth is a very odd planet. Suppose it's a good thing I'm not even going to be directly involved in it's destruction.

[ominousjoy.livejournal.com]

Y' mean th' 2012 stuff?

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

2012? I don't know what that is, but no I don't think it has anything to do with those set of numbers.

[ominousjoy.livejournal.com]

Pr'lly th't. Folks sayin' world'll end then. Tenth time 'nd countin'.

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

Oh nonsense. The world is going to end much sooner than that. Three years sooner actually.

[ominousjoy.livejournal.com]

...It's 2010, n't possible.

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

Different dimensions then. But, it doesn't really matter if your Earth will be destroyed only three years later.

[ominousjoy.livejournal.com]

Y' know.

Not sure it matters when. 'stly given up on r'ality.

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

Ah, I see. A shame, but it happens a lot. No need to worry about that here I suppose.

[ominousjoy.livejournal.com]

Not s' much chance we're goin' home, s' ja.

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

Then you intend to stay in Mayfield, locked away for the rest of time. Good sir, that is very negative and quite frankly, pathetic.

[ominousjoy.livejournal.com]

Yer prolly right, but I've m' grounds.

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

Well, whatever you like to do. I judge no one based on their own desires.

[ominousjoy.livejournal.com]

Th't's fine of y'.