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Fourth Dark Hole [Speak Out Event: Levels 4+5]

[Phone]

Everyone, I have something to announce!

I am a Communist. Even if I have little to no idea what a Communist is, even though I am not even from the planet Earth, and even though I am a First Guardian who lives in an entirely different dimension on the Green Moon of Alternia, I must say that I am a Communist! I never quite realized that until now.

Doesn't make sense to you? Well, don't worry it doesn't make much sense to me either! And I'm fairly sure it's not of my own will either. Have a nice day.

[Action; All around town]

[Scratch has bought himself a EM-202 Megaphone. You know what that means? It means he'll be around town all over today, blasting--]

Attention citizens of Mayfield: I am a Communist!

[...]

Can someone enlighten me on what exactly a Communist is!? I quite honestly have no idea.

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Yea, small. For now.

Oh, you too? It feels like the filter between my brain and my mouth is broken or on strike and now I'm saying everything I think and I just can't help myself.

...it SUCKS.

Yes, that is exactly how I am feeling too. And yes, for lack of a better word, it does indeed suck! I suppose this is another mess the town is conducting.

Yay. Because my last couple of experiences with these sorts of things have worked out so well in the past.

What the heck were you screaming anyways? All I heard was "LOUDNESS."

I'm not screaming. I am merely declaring my status as a Communist.

I don't know what that is.

Don't worry, neither do I!

Huh? How can you say you are one if you don't know what it is?

I don't know! That is the strange thing. Fairly sure it has something to do with the town.

I would make a retraction of your statement then. I don't know how you could be something that you can't even define, man. And I don't like you because you killed me, but this town is a nightmare and I STILL don't wish whatever they've got cooked up on you.

Why...that is very generous and kind of you. ...Good thing that I don't care, dear sucker.

I said I wouldn't wish it on you, I never said I'd be terribly heartbroken about it, now did I?

No, you did not. My apologies.

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