Fourth Dark Hole [Speak Out Event: Levels 4+5]

[cueball]

[Phone]

Everyone, I have something to announce!

I am a Communist. Even if I have little to no idea what a Communist is, even though I am not even from the planet Earth, and even though I am a First Guardian who lives in an entirely different dimension on the Green Moon of Alternia, I must say that I am a Communist! I never quite realized that until now.

Doesn't make sense to you? Well, don't worry it doesn't make much sense to me either! And I'm fairly sure it's not of my own will either. Have a nice day.

[Action; All around town]

[Scratch has bought himself a EM-202 Megaphone. You know what that means? It means he'll be around town all over today, blasting--]

Attention citizens of Mayfield: I am a Communist!

[...]

Can someone enlighten me on what exactly a Communist is!? I quite honestly have no idea.

Comments

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

Haa Haa! [He laughs a little.] Well, they aren't very cooperative. Most of the high bloods have a tendency to kill the low bloods beneath them.

[ooeeooahah]

[ She shakes her head sadly. ]

What a waste of talent.

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

If their talent is making up silly texting quirks and being a generally terrible race of aliens, then they are actually very talent I must say! I've been moderating them for millions of years, through paradox space.

[ooeeooahah]

There's an exercise in ethics class, where the situation is rather dire for a family expecting another child... and out of that horrible situation came a musical genius.

But then, I tend to focus on finding the individuals that can help my city. It sounds as if your watch area was larger by an order of magnitude or two.

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

My watch area was an entire planet. Observing for a million years, taking on unwitting proteges to help my efforts, all for the sake of one day seeing them blow themselves up.

[ooeeooahah]

That... was the goal?

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

Well, the entire purpose of the sessions I moderated are to create new universes and in the process doom the universe the session took place in.

[ooeeooahah]

Hm, sounds very much like my understanding of Shiva, but I didn't study that pantheon very closely.

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

It's alright, because I don't know what Shiva even is. [He takes a sip of the ice tea and swallows it down distastefully.] Ugh, are all human drinks this sweet?

[ooeeooahah]

Not usually. I might have to hide the tea pitcher from the assigned mate. Or encourage him to have another refrigerator in the garage.

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

[He nods, putting the drink down on the table.] Right, it's okay. My throat was feeling rather parched from all the yelling, so that should help me out at least a little.

[ooeeooahah]

You do know that the powers that be are manipulating you into this broadcasting of your new political status, right?

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

Hee Hee! Of course I know. [He smiles.] I don't even know what a Communist is, so why would I ever become one of my own free will. Ms. Higa, what do you take me for?

[ooeeooahah]

Just making sure, they can be sneaky. Please be careful.

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

[He pauses for a moment and sighs.]

Thank you for your concern, Ms. Higa. I mean it.