Fourth Dark Hole [Speak Out Event: Levels 4+5]

[cueball]

[Phone]

Everyone, I have something to announce!

I am a Communist. Even if I have little to no idea what a Communist is, even though I am not even from the planet Earth, and even though I am a First Guardian who lives in an entirely different dimension on the Green Moon of Alternia, I must say that I am a Communist! I never quite realized that until now.

Doesn't make sense to you? Well, don't worry it doesn't make much sense to me either! And I'm fairly sure it's not of my own will either. Have a nice day.

[Action; All around town]

[Scratch has bought himself a EM-202 Megaphone. You know what that means? It means he'll be around town all over today, blasting--]

Attention citizens of Mayfield: I am a Communist!

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Can someone enlighten me on what exactly a Communist is!? I quite honestly have no idea.

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[mothersome.livejournal.com]

_{[ What is this complete stranger doing... She knows that voice from somewhere, though. Anyway, Kanaya calls out to him. ]}

May I suggest perusing the nearest lexicon before making any further announcements?

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[cueballer.livejournal.com]

[...Oh hey he knows that voice.]

Hello-- [Oh wait why is he using this. He puts down the megaphone and smiles.] Hello, Kanaya. It's been a while.

[mothersome.livejournal.com]

_{[ Is that - wow. She's less concerned with saying hello than noticing the place where a huge cue ball used to be... ]}

You look _{[ What's a word for it... ]} strange. It seems that they've forced you to bend to the rules of this space as well.

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

[Yeah it's pretty terrible. They replaced his handsome head with this ugly old man head.]

I look human. No worries. With any hope I shall soon be returned to my former glory!

[mothersome.livejournal.com]

_{[ Excuse you Anderson Cooper's face is better than any other blank slate. ]}

Wouldn't your current state aid you in proceeding with your plan? What I mean is, isn't that your goal? To exercise your right to mortality.

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

[No it's awful and hideous :(]

I was going to die and summon my boss with the act. So no, mortality is not something I wanted or wished to exercise.

[mothersome.livejournal.com]

_{[ Sorry that you think that. :( ]}

Is this part of your plan, too? Announcing your affiliation to certain human ideologies.

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

No, not really. This is just something I feel like doing. Likely because of our kidnappers.

[mothersome.livejournal.com]

This truth-and-Communism serum they've dispersed in the air is doing wonders. I must say the timing between this event and the announcement of that woman's death is impeccable. Although, as we can all see, no captive in this town is at fault.

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

[He scoffs.]

Of course not, dear protege. They are always watching us. They would know for sure if we killed her. This is just them poking fun with us again. What a laugh. Haa Haa!

[mothersome.livejournal.com]

My humor nerve is not tickled.

Though I do find the act of keeping a hundred or so sentient beings in a colony to ridicule them by manner of shame and humiliation for eternity sadistic albeit pathetic.

Also, worrying.

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

It's less ridicule and shame and humiliation and more annoying, superfluous and overall immature.

The ways humans seem to de-evolve will never cease to amaze me.