cueball: (Human06)
Doc Scratch ([personal profile] cueball) wrote2011-07-13 11:16 am

Fourth Dark Hole [Speak Out Event: Levels 4+5]

[Phone]

Everyone, I have something to announce!

I am a Communist. Even if I have little to no idea what a Communist is, even though I am not even from the planet Earth, and even though I am a First Guardian who lives in an entirely different dimension on the Green Moon of Alternia, I must say that I am a Communist! I never quite realized that until now.

Doesn't make sense to you? Well, don't worry it doesn't make much sense to me either! And I'm fairly sure it's not of my own will either. Have a nice day.

[Action; All around town]

[Scratch has bought himself a EM-202 Megaphone. You know what that means? It means he'll be around town all over today, blasting--]

Attention citizens of Mayfield: I am a Communist!

[...]

Can someone enlighten me on what exactly a Communist is!? I quite honestly have no idea.

[identity profile] cueballer.livejournal.com 2011-07-14 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
Economical, right. Earth is a very odd planet. Suppose it's a good thing I'm not even going to be directly involved in it's destruction.

[identity profile] cueballer.livejournal.com 2011-07-14 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
2012? I don't know what that is, but no I don't think it has anything to do with those set of numbers.

[identity profile] ominousjoy.livejournal.com 2011-07-15 02:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Pr'lly th't. Folks sayin' world'll end then. Tenth time 'nd countin'.

[identity profile] cueballer.livejournal.com 2011-07-15 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh nonsense. The world is going to end much sooner than that. Three years sooner actually.

[identity profile] ominousjoy.livejournal.com 2011-07-15 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
...It's 2010, n't possible.

[identity profile] cueballer.livejournal.com 2011-07-15 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Different dimensions then. But, it doesn't really matter if your Earth will be destroyed only three years later.

[identity profile] ominousjoy.livejournal.com 2011-07-15 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Y' know.

Not sure it matters when. 'stly given up on r'ality.

[identity profile] cueballer.livejournal.com 2011-07-16 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, I see. A shame, but it happens a lot. No need to worry about that here I suppose.

[identity profile] ominousjoy.livejournal.com 2011-07-16 11:50 am (UTC)(link)
Not s' much chance we're goin' home, s' ja.

[identity profile] cueballer.livejournal.com 2011-07-16 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Then you intend to stay in Mayfield, locked away for the rest of time. Good sir, that is very negative and quite frankly, pathetic.

[identity profile] ominousjoy.livejournal.com 2011-07-16 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Yer prolly right, but I've m' grounds.

[identity profile] cueballer.livejournal.com 2011-07-16 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, whatever you like to do. I judge no one based on their own desires.

[identity profile] ominousjoy.livejournal.com 2011-07-16 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Th't's fine of y'.