Fourth Dark Hole [Speak Out Event: Levels 4+5]

[cueball]

[Phone]

Everyone, I have something to announce!

I am a Communist. Even if I have little to no idea what a Communist is, even though I am not even from the planet Earth, and even though I am a First Guardian who lives in an entirely different dimension on the Green Moon of Alternia, I must say that I am a Communist! I never quite realized that until now.

Doesn't make sense to you? Well, don't worry it doesn't make much sense to me either! And I'm fairly sure it's not of my own will either. Have a nice day.

[Action; All around town]

[Scratch has bought himself a EM-202 Megaphone. You know what that means? It means he'll be around town all over today, blasting--]

Attention citizens of Mayfield: I am a Communist!

[...]

Can someone enlighten me on what exactly a Communist is!? I quite honestly have no idea.

Comments

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

You ain't a communist. I ain't arresting anyone!

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

If you try to arrest me, I must be quite honest and say I will resist. I do not believe that I should be imprisoned for being a Communist! [Even when he still has zero idea what a communist is.]

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

I don't want to arrest ya. So keep yer trap shut about bein' a commie. Cuz ya ain't, okay? No one in this town is a commie!

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

I want to believe you, but I am fairly certain that I am indeed a Commie. If that is the shortened slang term for Communist that is.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

What!? Ya don't even know what it is! How can ya be one?

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

See, that is the paradox in it! I honestly don't know how! I just know I am one.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Right. Great. I can't even talk any 'a ya chucklenuts outta this either, can I.

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

No, I am terribly sorry. You may as well arrest me now, so you won't have to suffer any consequences.

[freakinblur.livejournal.com]

Screw it. I give up. Arrest yerself if ya wanna.

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't want to be arrested. But, if you must.