Eighth Dark Hole [Action]

[cueball]

[At the Graveyard]

[Haha no Scratch isn't crawling out of any coffin. He's going to dirty his clothes, however horrible they may be! He is better than a wriggler, crawling out of the ground. Instead, by his grave there will be a green flash of flickering light. It's not his regular entrance however. The green flashes several times, illuminating the area, and making even weird sound effects that you would hear from a terrible alien movie! However, eventually the green flashes stop and Doc Scratch is now there in his fully black clothed glory!

AND--]

Black isn't my color.

[Yep.]

[Around town]

[After getting over the atrocious wardrobe, he is now on the hunt! Particular for the young ladies, but curse this bad vision of his. Stupid dead moving body. He moves rather slowly though as he finds (and with his hands out like a dumbass no less), but when he does spot someone he'll immediately do the green flash warp thing to get closer and then--]

Ahah!

[Snatch your character and hoist them up! If they flee and get out of his grasp (which shouldn't be hard) he'll definitely try to catch them. If they comply he'll just carry them around, maybe chat until his arms get tired.

And if he realizes that, wait a minute, the person he picked up is a male? He'll drop them down and not even care, giving a half-assed "My mistake" and sulk away. Dude's not a lady.]

Comments

[herooflove.livejournal.com]

[ OH BOY FREE CUDDLES!!! That's why he picked her up, right? ]

Hello there♥

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

[Yeah sure.]

Good day, Flonne.

[And he'll just begin slowly walking.]

around town

[foretastes.livejournal.com]

[oh Scratch you are such a pervert why

blind girl, of course, gets caught. she didn't even smell him coming, because it's not his usual smell. she turns her blind face towards him and grins.] You are a little too old to be sweeping me off my feet, you know!

around town

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

[because he's scratch.]

Everyone is too young me, Seer. I am a million years old, both in earth years and sweeps. Likewise, I am too old to everyone else.

[cullscuttlefish]

[ARGH lousy goddamn stupid flash warping. There is now a very displeased and very creeped out Feferi wriggling in Scratch's arms, trying to get out of them.]

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

[Woah woah woah hey, okay going to try and keep a hold on her.]

A royal lady, such as yourself, should be much more contai-- cease your wriggling!

[And then he accidentally loses his hold on her.]

[chastesaw]

*Whoa, she wasn't expecting--

Oh, it's him. This is suddenly exponentially more unsettling.* I would tell you to remove your hands from my general vicinity this instant, but I don't imagine it would be very effective, would it?

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

[Sorry this isn't Rose.]

It would not. Don't let the cape fool you, I don't believe I have returned from the grave as a Rainbow Drinker. Just for nice effect.

[strayprincess.livejournal.com]

Kyaaah! You're--you're alive! Wait... what are you doing?

[Sara sounds happy and relieved to see him. She hadn't immediately realized he was among the dead, but when she had, she'd been very sad.

However. He's also carting her off to... somewhere, and she doesn't really know how to deal with that.]

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

Good day, Sara. I'm carrying you off, of course!

[And off he walks...slowly.]

Around Town! I couldn't help it :(

[heardeadpe0ple.livejournal.com]

[Oh heck no. What are you doing? Be right back, smacking the back of your head. What a rambunctious little troll.]

What do you think you're doing! Put me down.

this is just her poor fate.

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

[Ah good, he found her! Maybe she'll be more receptive to the-- ow she hit his head! Guess there really isn't much difference between their rebellious ways.]

No can do, Maid.

[forever-cheery.livejournal.com]

[Is absconded with! Aurora is a little surprised and squeaks.]

Eep! ...oh, Doc Scratch? Sir? What are you doing?

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

I'm whisking you away to my crypt, dear Aurora.

[crusthatecean.livejournal.com]

Put me down!

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

[oh. its you. and you're not a young girl.]

Certainly.

[And he'll just drop Karkat on the ground.]

[stealsluck.livejournal.com]

Hey! You disgusting old creeper! Put me down! This has to be illegal in so many places!

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

Of all the people, you are the one in most need of refinement Thief. Consider this a favor to everyone you know.

[miraculls.livejournal.com]

[Well, Gamzee does look enough like a girl that no one can really blame Scratch for his mistake. Seriously, someone needs to tell him to cut his hair.]

Whoooooa. Haha, where we going, moonfucker? [Looks fairly comfortable being carried around awesome he doesn't have to walk]

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

......

[DROPS HIM LIKE A ROCK.]

[around...... town.....]

[made-this-town.livejournal.com]

[Slick is, unfortunately for all parties involved, small enough to be picked up. This does not bode well for anybody.]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

oh mister slick...

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

Hm. My mistake. For a moment I thought I was sweeping Snowman off.

[DROPS.]

[timetables.livejournal.com]

[ ... ]

Called it.

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

[......

you are not rose.

DROPPING.]

[coolbowtie.livejournal.com]

[...Okay, the Doctor is skinny and easy to pick up BUT DEFINITELY NOT A GIRL.]

Er. Right. Sorry have we met?

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

...I think I saw you throwing up once a while ago.

[oh and DROPPING because you are not River.]

[ironicjournal.livejournal.com]

[ Huh. ]

'sup.

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

[ooh mister bro oo--

wait no.]

Hello.

graveyard

[headlioness.livejournal.com]

[McGonagall is looking unimpressed, though whether at him or the situation in general--specifically her lack of ability to put down her arms--is hard to tell.]

I'm sure there are better things to worry about.

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

You mean being buried underground, in what looks like a graveyard? Yes, that is troublesome.

But, I must insist, that these garbs are horrendous.

[nolongeralpha.livejournal.com]

[Luckily, as a bright-orange bird, there is no chance of him getting mistaken for a girl, but he sees what you're doing.


He has no idea who you are but that green electric shit looks familiar]

The fuck are you doing? Super-pedo?

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

[He looks to the bird and moves both hands in a shooing motion.]

Scram, bird.