Eighth Dark Hole [Action]

[cueball]

[At the Graveyard]

[Haha no Scratch isn't crawling out of any coffin. He's going to dirty his clothes, however horrible they may be! He is better than a wriggler, crawling out of the ground. Instead, by his grave there will be a green flash of flickering light. It's not his regular entrance however. The green flashes several times, illuminating the area, and making even weird sound effects that you would hear from a terrible alien movie! However, eventually the green flashes stop and Doc Scratch is now there in his fully black clothed glory!

AND--]

Black isn't my color.

[Yep.]

[Around town]

[After getting over the atrocious wardrobe, he is now on the hunt! Particular for the young ladies, but curse this bad vision of his. Stupid dead moving body. He moves rather slowly though as he finds (and with his hands out like a dumbass no less), but when he does spot someone he'll immediately do the green flash warp thing to get closer and then--]

Ahah!

[Snatch your character and hoist them up! If they flee and get out of his grasp (which shouldn't be hard) he'll definitely try to catch them. If they comply he'll just carry them around, maybe chat until his arms get tired.

And if he realizes that, wait a minute, the person he picked up is a male? He'll drop them down and not even care, giving a half-assed "My mistake" and sulk away. Dude's not a lady.]

Comments

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

No, I don't think I will.

I'll need your measurements for that kimono by the way.

[foretastes.livejournal.com]

Ugh, I don't even know my measurements!

[she can smell that infuriating smile AND IT IS SO INFURIATING]

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

Then I'll need to take them. It shouldn't take long, once we get to the crypt.

[foretastes.livejournal.com]

Wow, how about no! [tries to move again...]

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

As a Seer, you should have seen this coming. Now behave, or I'll remove your speaking privileges.

[foretastes.livejournal.com]

How exactly do you think you're going to remove my speaking privileges?

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

I'll twist up your tongue with rope.

1/2

[foretastes.livejournal.com]

[what's next buckets

don't say buckets

Terezi is going to say something, except...

except she's just realized how close she is to his face and she's missing out on a golden opportunity here.]

Ehehehe, wait!

[she grins and lean forward and licks him on the cheek.]

[foretastes.livejournal.com]

[except

wait

oh god

OH GOD THAT TASTES SO BAD

IT'S LIKE RANCID MILKSHAKE]

Bluh!

[]

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

...Ew.

[SIIIGH. Oh oops, now that he thinks about it--]

Right, I forgot to mention. Apparently I died and was buried under the ground. I ascended today, but my body is still rather...rotten. Yet again, as a Seer you should have foreseen this. Once a sucker, always a sucker.

[foretastes.livejournal.com]

I don't have my Seer powers as much as you don't have your omniscience, and if you had that, you wouldn't have let me lick you to begin with-

[BLUH BLUH BLUH Terezi begins scraping her tongue with her fingernails.] You taste so gross! It isn't what I imagined at all, I thought you'd be as delicious as your impossible font color. [man what did he just say...] Also, someone like you shouldn't be able to die.

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

You're still a sucker, for letting your desires override your situation.

As I said, this is not my usual state. My full glory will likely come back when the town decides to stop meddling as it always does. Be patient Seer, just as I am with this slow walk.

[...Ah, and for that.]

I realize this. I cannot even recall dying. All I know is I went to sleep and awoke in a coffin.

[Also, they're only about a couple houses from 916 Bilko. Your time to escape is running out Terezi!!]

[foretastes.livejournal.com]

[even if she could get loose, where's a blind girl to run to? she's just going to have to start scheming. Terezi's not scared, she's just a little exasperated, and now she definitely knows something's effecting Scratch's behavior. he's... a little more... forward than usual.]

I wish you'd stayed in there! Ugh, I'm never going to get this taste off of my tongue. Why don't you go after Vriska or Rose?

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

My, Seer, do you see yourself as inferior to the Thief and your fellow Seer? How unusual. You are normally quite confident in yourself!

[foretastes.livejournal.com]

This situation is nothing to be proud of and- wait, did you just compliment me?

[she doesn't know if she should be flattered or disgusted!!!]

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

Not really. Just stating facts that I have observed.

[foretastes.livejournal.com]

No way! You totally implied that I am your top choice for crypt-locking.

[WHY IS SHE SUDDENLY PROUD OF HERSELF...]

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

[]

And what if I did, Seer?

[foretastes.livejournal.com]

Then I guess it is some kind of accomplishment! But I wish you would express it in another way.

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

I feel this is the best way. To come under my wing.

[And now they're at 916 Bilko Boulevard.]

We have arrived.

[foretastes.livejournal.com]

Great. Do you expect me to celebrate?

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

No. Actually, since you don't know your measurements, I'm going to need to render you unconscious in order to take them.

[foretastes.livejournal.com]

...

What about my measurements am I going to need to be unconscious for?

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

You will surely protest to it, so that is the only way I can properly take them without you thrashing about.

[foretastes.livejournal.com]

You would knock a helpless blind girl unconscious?