Fifth Dark Hole [Phones]

[cueball]

[Phone; Filtered to the Homestuck cast (yes he knows who you all are)]

Delightful news, everyone! Yes that means everyone, Humans, Alternians and even that one lonesome Derse. I was returned my scrapbook of visual paradox space events. Do any of you wish to see pictures from back home by any chance? I have plenty to share in this quite large book and all of you are in it!

[Phone; Open]

Humans, or any creature from any sort of Earth planet, please lend me your ears. What precisely do you all engage in during this season of summer? The dominate planet containing life in my dimension never really had such a scorching hot season. If it did it was a time of fear and danger, as the dominate species is quite nocturnal and sleep during the daytime. Color me curious for answers.

Comments

[beardonfire.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid you've seen nothing yet if this is your idea of 'scorching hot', my good sir!

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

Good heavens, I don't think I would like to see anything further than this then. These humans bodies are not very durable in this hot weather.

[beardonfire.livejournal.com]

Ho ho! You're quite the landlubber! Even new at having a body, are we? That can be a bit disorienting at first... or so I've heard!

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

Well, you're hearing it multiple times now. And yes, I must say I do enjoy land. If that makes me a landlubber, or whatever you said.

[beardonfire.livejournal.com]

There's your problem right there! Someone's got to get you on a ship! Get yourself some sea legs and work out in the sun all day, and you'll be changing your tune about the heat in no time!

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

A ship, eh? Mayfield doesn't have the proper body of water for that sort of thing.

[Plus he has some bad experience with pirates. Especially those who steal from him.]

[beardonfire.livejournal.com]

And what a tragedy that is! You simply haven't lived until you've felt the sea's mist in your face, the roll of the ocean under your feet, and the cool touch of a handful of buried treasure!

[Oh. Well. Guess who just happens to be a pirate.]

And if I do say so myself, you must have missed out on quite a lot, what without even having a body!

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

It sounds lovely, but I have a sore experience with those on the sea I'm afraid. I knew a lady once who was such a person, and she was not the most pleasant person. It gave me a bad feeling about seas.

[beardonfire.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes, the fairer sex can be quite cruel, can it not? But I maintain that there is far more to the sea than the beautiful women you can encounter there!