Fifth Dark Hole [Phones]

[cueball]

[Phone; Filtered to the Homestuck cast (yes he knows who you all are)]

Delightful news, everyone! Yes that means everyone, Humans, Alternians and even that one lonesome Derse. I was returned my scrapbook of visual paradox space events. Do any of you wish to see pictures from back home by any chance? I have plenty to share in this quite large book and all of you are in it!

[Phone; Open]

Humans, or any creature from any sort of Earth planet, please lend me your ears. What precisely do you all engage in during this season of summer? The dominate planet containing life in my dimension never really had such a scorching hot season. If it did it was a time of fear and danger, as the dominate species is quite nocturnal and sleep during the daytime. Color me curious for answers.

Comments

[beardonfire.livejournal.com]

And what a tragedy that is! You simply haven't lived until you've felt the sea's mist in your face, the roll of the ocean under your feet, and the cool touch of a handful of buried treasure!

[Oh. Well. Guess who just happens to be a pirate.]

And if I do say so myself, you must have missed out on quite a lot, what without even having a body!

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

It sounds lovely, but I have a sore experience with those on the sea I'm afraid. I knew a lady once who was such a person, and she was not the most pleasant person. It gave me a bad feeling about seas.

[beardonfire.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes, the fairer sex can be quite cruel, can it not? But I maintain that there is far more to the sea than the beautiful women you can encounter there!