Eighth Dark Hole [Action]

[cueball]

[At the Graveyard]

[Haha no Scratch isn't crawling out of any coffin. He's going to dirty his clothes, however horrible they may be! He is better than a wriggler, crawling out of the ground. Instead, by his grave there will be a green flash of flickering light. It's not his regular entrance however. The green flashes several times, illuminating the area, and making even weird sound effects that you would hear from a terrible alien movie! However, eventually the green flashes stop and Doc Scratch is now there in his fully black clothed glory!

AND--]

Black isn't my color.

[Yep.]

[Around town]

[After getting over the atrocious wardrobe, he is now on the hunt! Particular for the young ladies, but curse this bad vision of his. Stupid dead moving body. He moves rather slowly though as he finds (and with his hands out like a dumbass no less), but when he does spot someone he'll immediately do the green flash warp thing to get closer and then--]

Ahah!

[Snatch your character and hoist them up! If they flee and get out of his grasp (which shouldn't be hard) he'll definitely try to catch them. If they comply he'll just carry them around, maybe chat until his arms get tired.

And if he realizes that, wait a minute, the person he picked up is a male? He'll drop them down and not even care, giving a half-assed "My mistake" and sulk away. Dude's not a lady.]

Comments

[nolongeralpha.livejournal.com]

Whatever and I am completely a part of it you can pretty much say I was essential to it being Alpha considering without me we end up with me.

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

Your denial is endearing, for someone who is doomed to die at some point.

[nolongeralpha.livejournal.com]

Hey fuck you I can die and still have mattered. And I'll have you know I'm was on a pretty good "not dying" streak before I got here.

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

Your death is an inevitability. A curse of your doomed nature. As everything, it is a matter of time.

[nolongeralpha.livejournal.com]

Well, we all gotta die eventually. Well, maybe not John now that he's a god or something?

Anyway, who the hell are you, saying all this shit like you're some kind of omniscient godly ghost-writer of the story or something?

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

Indeed. There is a time for everything. Even I will die at the Critical Moment. But, you are a doomed timeline. That makes your situation even worse.

I am exactly as you say. An omniscient, god-like, ghost-writer. Did your knowledge as a sprite clue you into the existences of First Guardians?

[nolongeralpha.livejournal.com]

What? Uh, sort of but I don't know where the ghost-writer part comes in. You're like Jade's hellbeast, right?

hope you don't mind the new account.

[byakkoyagirl]

Of a sort. We share the same Green Sun and are both First Guardians. He of Earth and I of Alternia. The ghost-writer part...well, that isn't for your knowledge. It was just a nice tidbit to share that confirms your suspicions.

NO I DEMAND YOU USE THE OLD ONE GEEEEEEZ

[nolongeralpha.livejournal.com]

You have most definitely confirmed my suspicions that you're a smug bastard.

I DO WHAT I WANT.

[byakkoyagirl]

Did I not make that clear right away? Sorry, next time I will wear a sign around my neck stating it for anyone who can see. I am entitled to smugness with my position.

[nolongeralpha.livejournal.com]

The position of teleporting pedophile?

[byakkoyagirl]

You really aren't different from Dave Strider, outside of the doomed timeline thing.

[nolongeralpha.livejournal.com]

That's because I am Dave Strider, dunkass.

[byakkoyagirl]

An off-shoot timeline Dave Strider. I don't recognize those that don't originate from the Alpha Timeline.

I do recognize you as a construct of the game, due to your prototyping, so be grateful for that much. I wouldn't even speak with you otherwise.

[nolongeralpha.livejournal.com]

Can't spell "doomed Dave" without Dave.

Oh so you care more about the feathery asshole part of me than the Dave part of me.

[byakkoyagirl]

Naturally. You have become a game construct due to your actions and I must recognize you as such. Not as a Dave who came from a doomed offshoot timeline that a certain Seer created.

[nolongeralpha.livejournal.com]

I like to think of myself more as a game construct that became a Dave, seeing as how I've yet to give out any cryptic advice bound in sonnet and illest rap beat as sure was to be my super-awesome speech quirk if that were to ever happen.

If you want to get hold of this awesome feat,
Listen now to my superior beat
Don't bow to the heat; becomes the planet's elite,
If the quest you complete they'll bow at your feet.
Caw caw let's eat.

[byakkoyagirl]

...Not bad, bird. Not bad.

[nolongeralpha.livejournal.com]

You cannot hope to beat Dave Strider in a rap-off. He is simply the best there is.

Next to me and maybe Bro of course.