Eighth Dark Hole [Action]

[cueball]

[At the Graveyard]

[Haha no Scratch isn't crawling out of any coffin. He's going to dirty his clothes, however horrible they may be! He is better than a wriggler, crawling out of the ground. Instead, by his grave there will be a green flash of flickering light. It's not his regular entrance however. The green flashes several times, illuminating the area, and making even weird sound effects that you would hear from a terrible alien movie! However, eventually the green flashes stop and Doc Scratch is now there in his fully black clothed glory!

AND--]

Black isn't my color.

[Yep.]

[Around town]

[After getting over the atrocious wardrobe, he is now on the hunt! Particular for the young ladies, but curse this bad vision of his. Stupid dead moving body. He moves rather slowly though as he finds (and with his hands out like a dumbass no less), but when he does spot someone he'll immediately do the green flash warp thing to get closer and then--]

Ahah!

[Snatch your character and hoist them up! If they flee and get out of his grasp (which shouldn't be hard) he'll definitely try to catch them. If they comply he'll just carry them around, maybe chat until his arms get tired.

And if he realizes that, wait a minute, the person he picked up is a male? He'll drop them down and not even care, giving a half-assed "My mistake" and sulk away. Dude's not a lady.]

Comments

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

[......

you are not rose.

DROPPING.]

[timetables.livejournal.com]

[ you could say he dropped it.

like it was hot. ]

You aren't very good at this.

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

I can't see very well with this undead body. Rising from the grave has its faults.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

Maybe you should have just stayed there.

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

Despite this body, I am very much alive and I intend to stay that way.

Living people do not stay in the ground or in a coffin.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

Yeah but don't you want to die.

Think of this as practice.

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

Temporary death is not true death. It is only an annoyance and a wasted day. Especially when I come looking like this.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

How do you know have you ever been really dead before. Nope, didn't think so.

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

Yes, you are the expert in being dead with all your time shenanigans. Not Alpha-you, but yes you are indeed the source of expertise, Knight.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

Yeah so take it from me. It's basically exactly the same as what you're doing right now.

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

Hm.

I still don't think this is a true death. Not for me. Maybe for this grotesque body, but not for me.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

I'll admit you are kinda funny looking but grotesque is pretty harsh.

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

This human body does not suit me, Knight. I was never meant to be human.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

It's not about what you were meant to do it's about what you gotta do. Have you ever considered a career in news reporting? You've kinda got one of those faces.

flips in the new account

[byakkoyagirl]

News reporting? My voice would suit such a career. I do like to report on what I observe, yet never interfere. You seem to have an idea going there, Mr. Strider.

creepy

[timetables.livejournal.com]

I dunno. Doesn't encouraging little girls to go into a career of suicide bombing count as interfering.

rude.

[byakkoyagirl]

She was going to do it whether I gave her information or not. It was her plan all along and she sought me for instruction. I only nudged her in the right direction by fulfilling her requests.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

You call it a nudge, I call it a shove off a cliff into a pit of waiting tentacled horrors. But maybe you get off on that sort of thing.

[byakkoyagirl]

She was going to jump off anyway. Oh and how far she jumped indeed, right into the pits of the darkness. Not shocking given what she learned.

And I don't get off anything, as I have no interest in that sort of thing as an asexual being with no biological way of reproducing. You really should stop applying your human terminology to me.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

Why what did she learn.

That weakass cover story might have worked before but I'm pretty sure I'm staring at a human dude in front of me right now.

[byakkoyagirl]

She learned if the Gods were truly as evil as they appeared to be. Or at least that is what she asked, through the oracle I supplied her.

I am human at this point, but not at that point. You are really digging into this issue too deeply, Knight.

[timetables.livejournal.com]

And the answer made her go batshit psycho. That's not foreboding at alll.

No its actually not that deep.............. see you weren't human before but you're human now. So even if you didn't get off on that sort of shit you probably get off on it now. See? Pretty easy.

[byakkoyagirl]

She did ask a rather 'no duh' sort of question with that.

Well I don't get off to anything. I don't understand why you're thinking of that. Should I call the Seer and ask her to psychoanalyze you?

[timetables.livejournal.com]

Been there, done that. Nothing to see here I'm a perfect picture of mental health.

You on the other hand have got some things to work out.

[byakkoyagirl]

Yes, absolutely. Your stable image of 'cool' that you uphold above all else and inferiority complex toward your position as a Hero is perfectly healthy.

I assure you I am very sane.