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Doc Scratch ([personal profile] cueball) wrote2011-10-30 03:07 am

Eighth Dark Hole [Action]

[At the Graveyard]

[Haha no Scratch isn't crawling out of any coffin. He's going to dirty his clothes, however horrible they may be! He is better than a wriggler, crawling out of the ground. Instead, by his grave there will be a green flash of flickering light. It's not his regular entrance however. The green flashes several times, illuminating the area, and making even weird sound effects that you would hear from a terrible alien movie! However, eventually the green flashes stop and Doc Scratch is now there in his fully black clothed glory!

AND--]


Black isn't my color.

[Yep.]

[Around town]

[After getting over the atrocious wardrobe, he is now on the hunt! Particular for the young ladies, but curse this bad vision of his. Stupid dead moving body. He moves rather slowly though as he finds (and with his hands out like a dumbass no less), but when he does spot someone he'll immediately do the green flash warp thing to get closer and then--]

Ahah!

[Snatch your character and hoist them up! If they flee and get out of his grasp (which shouldn't be hard) he'll definitely try to catch them. If they comply he'll just carry them around, maybe chat until his arms get tired.

And if he realizes that, wait a minute, the person he picked up is a male? He'll drop them down and not even care, giving a half-assed "My mistake" and sulk away. Dude's not a lady.]

[identity profile] cueballer.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 08:40 am (UTC)(link)
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And what if I did, Seer?

[identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 08:42 am (UTC)(link)
Then I guess it is some kind of accomplishment! But I wish you would express it in another way.

[identity profile] cueballer.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 08:46 am (UTC)(link)
I feel this is the best way. To come under my wing.

[And now they're at 916 Bilko Boulevard.]

We have arrived.

[identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 10:36 am (UTC)(link)
Great. Do you expect me to celebrate?

[identity profile] cueballer.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
No. Actually, since you don't know your measurements, I'm going to need to render you unconscious in order to take them.

[identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
...

What about my measurements am I going to need to be unconscious for?

[identity profile] cueballer.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
You will surely protest to it, so that is the only way I can properly take them without you thrashing about.

[identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
You would knock a helpless blind girl unconscious?

[identity profile] cueballer.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
That is my intention, so yes I would.

[identity profile] cueballer.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Seer. Seer, stop cease your thrashing at once!

[He'll tighten his hold as she does. He won't let her go, not when they have made it so far.]

[identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
If I had my cane, you would be getting the most thorough drubbing of your life right now!

[...............he would probably enjoy it]

oops I forgot my smooth anderson icon

[identity profile] cueballer.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[He is use to get hit by young girls he imprisons, so he's definitely gotten use to it.]

But you don't. Now settle down or I'll knock you out here and now.

ooh mr. anderson ooh

[identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[thrashes more!!] Bullshit! I am calling your bluff, you won't actually do it.

[do it]

and I leave will leave my creep on

[identity profile] cueballer.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Fine.

[He'll try to jab at her stomach. If the wind gets knocked out of her, she will at least be less livid.]

[identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[she begins coughing because WOW WHAT DID YOU EXPECT SHE'S A THIRTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL

WHO IS ALSO BLIND

AND YOU ARE A TERRIBLE PERSON]


Ow! [tries to bite his face...]

[identity profile] cueballer.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[He'll try to maneuver away from her bites and deliver another jab to the stomach area.]

[identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[she is subdued considerably as she tries to catch her breath and oh god Scratch you are going to get the biggest payback for this.]

[identity profile] cueballer.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[Success!!

And now he'll just do a stupid 1950's flash warp and get her into the crypt.]

[identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[okay yeah and the flash warping pretty much makes her pass out. TOO MUCH FOR BLIND GIRL TO HANDLE.

you have a few minutes to get those measurements before she wakes up Scratch okay go.]

[identity profile] cueballer.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[You bet he's taking them. Kanaya won't mind if he uses her measuring tape for a little bit, right? Right! So yeah just taking all the measurements he can think of that will be needed.

Though he is going rather slowly. Curse this undead body.]

[identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[after a minute or two, she's beginning to stir a little...]

[identity profile] cueballer.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh no he hasn't finished...

brb punching her gut again. BECAUSE THAT WILL WORK THE SECOND TIME TOO RIGHT?]

[identity profile] foretastes.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[...

WOW SCRATCH

WOW

it just wakes her up faster, coughing and wheezing and where is she and why was she unconscious and why is there a measuring tape around her thighs]


...

Mr. Vanilla Milkshake!

[identity profile] cueballer.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[In all fairness he has never done this before okay, his only child slave was delivered on a meteor!!]

Hush, I'm almost done.

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