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Doc Scratch ([personal profile] cueball) wrote2011-10-30 03:07 am

Eighth Dark Hole [Action]

[At the Graveyard]

[Haha no Scratch isn't crawling out of any coffin. He's going to dirty his clothes, however horrible they may be! He is better than a wriggler, crawling out of the ground. Instead, by his grave there will be a green flash of flickering light. It's not his regular entrance however. The green flashes several times, illuminating the area, and making even weird sound effects that you would hear from a terrible alien movie! However, eventually the green flashes stop and Doc Scratch is now there in his fully black clothed glory!

AND--]


Black isn't my color.

[Yep.]

[Around town]

[After getting over the atrocious wardrobe, he is now on the hunt! Particular for the young ladies, but curse this bad vision of his. Stupid dead moving body. He moves rather slowly though as he finds (and with his hands out like a dumbass no less), but when he does spot someone he'll immediately do the green flash warp thing to get closer and then--]

Ahah!

[Snatch your character and hoist them up! If they flee and get out of his grasp (which shouldn't be hard) he'll definitely try to catch them. If they comply he'll just carry them around, maybe chat until his arms get tired.

And if he realizes that, wait a minute, the person he picked up is a male? He'll drop them down and not even care, giving a half-assed "My mistake" and sulk away. Dude's not a lady.]

She and her Ancestor are so troublesome

[identity profile] heardeadpe0ple.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 08:39 am (UTC)(link)
[At least she has no furniture at hand to throw at the back of your head. I guess the apple doesn't fall that far from the tree.

But she will try hitting you again.]

You cannot just carry me off like this! [She should have kept her stick from the bug invasion.]

he just loves them so

[identity profile] cueballer.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 08:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Ow ow ow.]

I think I can! I'm doing it right now, aren't I?

They're the most precious obviously.

[identity profile] heardeadpe0ple.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 08:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Whap whap whap.]

Put me down! I did not come out here just to be taken away like this. [She really wished she had her God tier powers now.]

his babbies forever

[identity profile] cueballer.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
[UGH this human head is not as use to this punishment.]

The things I do. [SIGH.] Relax, Maid. I will keep you safe in my crypt.

Expensive babbies.

[identity profile] heardeadpe0ple.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 09:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Huffs.]

And why are you taking me back to your crypt? Hive. Home. Whatever you want to call it. I am perfectly fine in the hive I was assigned to.

[identity profile] cueballer.livejournal.com 2011-10-30 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
The crypt is in the hive, which is known as a human home. As for that, I only wish to keep you until a designated time. Part of being undead or something. I'm sure you understand, as somehow who has been dead.

[identity profile] heardeadpe0ple.livejournal.com 2011-10-31 09:27 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't really want to keep people in my hive. I was just okay with everything.

So after this place stops doing what it's doing, you'll stop wanting to keep me? How weird!

I still don't want to be carried though.

[identity profile] cueballer.livejournal.com 2011-10-31 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, maybe I wouldn't mind keeping you. But, I doubt I would be able to force you for long, given the town's policies on guests. [SIGH and he so wanted a Handmaid 2.0]

Oh, and too bad. You'll have to try to get free.

[identity profile] heardeadpe0ple.livejournal.com 2011-11-02 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't really want to stay. I don't think that living together would work out. [She'll be just as bad as the first one you know.]

I can hit you again if that's what you really want.

[identity profile] cueballer.livejournal.com 2011-11-05 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps it is not meant to be. For the time being.

[...SIGH, fine. He'll put her down. Only because his head is starting to ache from the hits he already gone.]

Satisfied, Maid?

[identity profile] heardeadpe0ple.livejournal.com 2011-11-05 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
This is much better.

I guess I'm supposed to follow you back? [Mostly because she assumes if she ran, you'd snatch her up again.]

[identity profile] cueballer.livejournal.com 2011-11-07 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
No, you can go on your way. I think dealing with one is more than enough.

[identity profile] heardeadpe0ple.livejournal.com 2011-11-10 10:12 am (UTC)(link)
What was the point in grabbing me? Just an unknown force getting the better of the First Guardian?

[personal profile] byakkoyagirl 2011-11-12 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Something like that, much to my chagrin.

[identity profile] heardeadpe0ple.livejournal.com 2011-11-15 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
[She might be laughing a little.] Maybe the place is trying to tell you to loosen up. [Or maybe the place likes to troll you.]