Sixth Dark Hole [Action/Phone]

[cueball]

[It was an average for Doc Scratch of 916 Bilko Boulevard. He awoke early, got some coffee and breakfast and went out the door to his job. Being a car salesman sure was hard work, but he was more than happy to serve the citizens of Mayfield their automobiles. At the end of the work day, he gets into his own car and begins driving back home. Home to his darling children, darling wife and wonderful-----

And then he snaps out of it. It's very sudden, but he suddenly regains conscious control of his body.

.....

And he can't drive this car.

.....]

Oh for the love of--

[A; In town]

[Today Mayfield decided to undrone him. That's nice and all, but did they need to do it while he was driving a car that he didn't even know how to drive? Luckily, the wonders of teleportation mean that he was able to get himself out without crashing and dying. He dropped onto the ground as a result and got slightly bruised on his human head (which he is now gingerly rubbing every now and then), but he is otherwise unharmed.

The car was not so lucky.

Someone might walk by him, as he stands a few feet away from the dark red car, observing how it crashed straight into a telephone pole. He is noticeably not wearing his regular white suit, but a more tacky beige one. He looks rather disorientated, so warning to all those that approach: he may not be as smooth as he normally is on the uptake.

Alternatively, you might come by just as he waves his hand and watch as the crashed car momentarily glows green and then vanishes from sight.]

[B; Phone]

According to my calendar, it seems I have been droned since the end of August. I do appreciate the break, but they should practice a bit on the 'undroning' portion. I can't comment much on the experience, but I digress. If anyone could inform me on any major events that happened during my absence, I would be quite thankful. Spare me any personal stories, because I admittedly don't care and I don't have the energy to feign care.


[ooc: Off hiatus officially with this.]

Comments

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

That is what I aim to do. And I think, if you ever choose to come to my home, that you will find that I am a most excellent host. Better than all the rest. If I may gloat, which I may.

[imoutos]

[ wow scratch way to be humble.. ]

Oh, it would.. probaby be a little nice to try it out sometime and see how much of a good host you are.. I-if that would be okay. I think it's probably true, though.

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

I would be honored to host for you, Miss Nadeko. My home is 916 Bilko Boulevard, if you ever wish to come by.

[this is not creepy at all. nope. just your friendly neighborhood first guardian of alternia.]

[imoutos]

[ totally no white van next to the house or candy inside..

She nods a little. ] Then.. I'd really like to come over sometime.. A-ah, whenever would be most convenient for you would.. um.. work for me too.

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

[he doesn't drive. at all, as you can see!!]

Come whenever you please. I am always a gracious host to all who come to my door.