Sixth Dark Hole [Action/Phone]

[cueball]

[It was an average for Doc Scratch of 916 Bilko Boulevard. He awoke early, got some coffee and breakfast and went out the door to his job. Being a car salesman sure was hard work, but he was more than happy to serve the citizens of Mayfield their automobiles. At the end of the work day, he gets into his own car and begins driving back home. Home to his darling children, darling wife and wonderful-----

And then he snaps out of it. It's very sudden, but he suddenly regains conscious control of his body.

.....

And he can't drive this car.

.....]

Oh for the love of--

[A; In town]

[Today Mayfield decided to undrone him. That's nice and all, but did they need to do it while he was driving a car that he didn't even know how to drive? Luckily, the wonders of teleportation mean that he was able to get himself out without crashing and dying. He dropped onto the ground as a result and got slightly bruised on his human head (which he is now gingerly rubbing every now and then), but he is otherwise unharmed.

The car was not so lucky.

Someone might walk by him, as he stands a few feet away from the dark red car, observing how it crashed straight into a telephone pole. He is noticeably not wearing his regular white suit, but a more tacky beige one. He looks rather disorientated, so warning to all those that approach: he may not be as smooth as he normally is on the uptake.

Alternatively, you might come by just as he waves his hand and watch as the crashed car momentarily glows green and then vanishes from sight.]

[B; Phone]

According to my calendar, it seems I have been droned since the end of August. I do appreciate the break, but they should practice a bit on the 'undroning' portion. I can't comment much on the experience, but I digress. If anyone could inform me on any major events that happened during my absence, I would be quite thankful. Spare me any personal stories, because I admittedly don't care and I don't have the energy to feign care.


[ooc: Off hiatus officially with this.]

Comments

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

Wait, how do you know my name?!

[ friend remove partytoastess

MAYFIELD I CAME INTO THIS GAME UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT A G6 WAS REAL AND THAT A FICTIONAL CHARACTER COULD FLY IT. ]

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

I hear it all the time over the phone. My memory is naturally perfect.

[YOU WILL BE MISSED MUFFIN.]

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

Why didn't you ever talk to me then?! Oh! Or were others saying my name?! If they were, what were they saying?!

[ I'M STILL HERE WITH LUST AND THAT MASKED GIRL. I CAN'T REMEMBER HER NAME RIGHT NOW THOUGH. ]

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

I saw no reason to. I do not do things on a whim.

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

Then your life must be reaaaaally boring.

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

Dreadfully so. That must be why I am talking to you.

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

That's good because I always manage to make people's days brighter!!

[ Usually with an explosion but shhhh. ]

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

What a nice young lady you are to do that.

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

People don't usually think I'm nice but I like to think I'm one of the nicest people ever!

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

I know how you feel. Many call me a manipulator, a con artist, a know-it-all and a terrible host.

Only three of those four are accurate.

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

Ooh! Ooh! Which one is inaccurate?! Is it a con artist!? Aren't a manipulator and a con artist the same thing?!

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

If that is the inaccurate one, that would make the other three true. Fortunately, you are incorrect. Manipulators and con-artists are similar, but con-artists normally have something to gain for themselves.

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

[ Kind of blatantly ignoring the points he brought up because she had an epiphany all by herself!!!!!! ]

Is it a terrible host?! You seem really friendly!

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

Very good, Nena Trinity. I knew you could figure it out.

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

Nena can figure out a lot of things she's not supposed to! Like how to hack a super computer that knows everything!

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

Hacking a super computer sounds like a very tedious and time consuming job. I applaud your intelligence.

[partytoastess.livejournal.com]

It's not too hard! I can teach you how to do it! But VEDA needs to be here first and it looks like the moon cause it is the moon so we'd have to have a second moon here, I think.