cueball: (Human03)
Doc Scratch ([personal profile] cueball) wrote2011-09-10 02:25 pm

Sixth Dark Hole [Action/Phone]

[It was an average for Doc Scratch of 916 Bilko Boulevard. He awoke early, got some coffee and breakfast and went out the door to his job. Being a car salesman sure was hard work, but he was more than happy to serve the citizens of Mayfield their automobiles. At the end of the work day, he gets into his own car and begins driving back home. Home to his darling children, darling wife and wonderful-----

And then he snaps out of it. It's very sudden, but he suddenly regains conscious control of his body.

.....

And he can't drive this car.

.....]


Oh for the love of--

[A; In town]

[Today Mayfield decided to undrone him. That's nice and all, but did they need to do it while he was driving a car that he didn't even know how to drive? Luckily, the wonders of teleportation mean that he was able to get himself out without crashing and dying. He dropped onto the ground as a result and got slightly bruised on his human head (which he is now gingerly rubbing every now and then), but he is otherwise unharmed.

The car was not so lucky.

Someone might walk by him, as he stands a few feet away from the dark red car, observing how it crashed straight into a telephone pole. He is noticeably not wearing his regular white suit, but a more tacky beige one. He looks rather disorientated, so warning to all those that approach: he may not be as smooth as he normally is on the uptake.

Alternatively, you might come by just as he waves his hand and watch as the crashed car momentarily glows green and then vanishes from sight.]


[B; Phone]

According to my calendar, it seems I have been droned since the end of August. I do appreciate the break, but they should practice a bit on the 'undroning' portion. I can't comment much on the experience, but I digress. If anyone could inform me on any major events that happened during my absence, I would be quite thankful. Spare me any personal stories, because I admittedly don't care and I don't have the energy to feign care.


[ooc: Off hiatus officially with this.]
ooeeooahah: (working)

[personal profile] ooeeooahah 2011-09-11 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
...are you still in human form, or the one you are used to treating? I ask because humans can be fragile. Head trauma can be sneaky. Please let me know if you develop blurry vision or ringing in your ears.

An icepack will help most bruises, for the next day, about 15 minutes at a time, with a towel or wash cloth between the icepack and your skin.

[identity profile] cueballer.livejournal.com 2011-09-14 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
Human. I'll be sure to let you know, but nothing of that sort has happened just yet. [and hopefully won't.]

Another young lady recommended an ice pack and I've obtained some already. But, it still does not get rid of the discomfort.
ooeeooahah: (Phone)

[personal profile] ooeeooahah 2011-09-15 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
I do wish there was an analgesic that wasn't also a blood-thinner over the counter here. Aspirin is the drug of choice in this time, but I worry about head injuries getting worse with it.

If you choose to take it, and the headache doesn't go away soon, call.

[identity profile] cueballer.livejournal.com 2011-09-15 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
Fine, Fine, I'll make sure to call. You are the human medical expert it seems.
ooeeooahah: (Phone)

[personal profile] ooeeooahah 2011-09-15 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Tch, I'm the only one willing to nag you about your health as a human, it seems.

Do take care, Doc.