Fifth Dark Hole [Phones]

[cueball]

[Phone; Filtered to the Homestuck cast (yes he knows who you all are)]

Delightful news, everyone! Yes that means everyone, Humans, Alternians and even that one lonesome Derse. I was returned my scrapbook of visual paradox space events. Do any of you wish to see pictures from back home by any chance? I have plenty to share in this quite large book and all of you are in it!

[Phone; Open]

Humans, or any creature from any sort of Earth planet, please lend me your ears. What precisely do you all engage in during this season of summer? The dominate planet containing life in my dimension never really had such a scorching hot season. If it did it was a time of fear and danger, as the dominate species is quite nocturnal and sleep during the daytime. Color me curious for answers.

Comments

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

Your attempt to murder me. Not that it worked. I would apologize about that ridiculous horse hitcher of yours, but I don't feel very sorry. And I still haven't made good on my word to break your head.

[made-this-town.livejournal.com]

My hitcher! What did you do to it. [FURIOUS TEETH GRINDING]

Break my head, huh? Good luck with that. I don't care how many ridiculous stupid space powers you have, I haven't met the cueball I can't crack.

[cueballer.livejournal.com]

I would show you through the pictures, but I fear you will become hastily violent and attempt to burn the house down again. The last time I did manage to pacify you with some treats.

If it were that easy to crack my head, it won't have been destroyed long before you were ever exiled.