I like to think of myself more as a game construct that became a Dave, seeing as how I've yet to give out any cryptic advice bound in sonnet and illest rap beat as sure was to be my super-awesome speech quirk if that were to ever happen.

If you want to get hold of this awesome feat,
Listen now to my superior beat
Don't bow to the heat; becomes the planet's elite,
If the quest you complete they'll bow at your feet.
Caw caw let's eat.